#OH SNAP IT’S ON #SAMUEL’S ALL COMING IN HERE TRYING TO MAKE BOBBY FEEL LIKE HE’S NOT THEIR ‘REAL’ PARENT #AND BOBBY AIN’T HAVING NONE OF THAT SHIT #UH UH #BITCH I HAVE RAISED THOSE KIDS #AND LOVED THE FUCK OUT OF THOSE LITTLE SHITS #AND YOU COME INTO MY CRIB #AND TRY TO TELL ME I’M PRETENDING TO BE THEIR FATHER #SOMEBODY HOLD MY BEARD #BOBBY SINGER #FUCKING AWESOME
"More practical applications than taught at Durmstrang, Beauxbatons, and Hogwarts combined." — DAILY PROPHET
"This book is fantastic" — Remus Lupin“I’m contractually obligated to like this book because a smarty-pants ginger told me to.” — Rita Skeeter
"Why is my face not on the cover?" — Gilderoy Lockhart
"All the things the Ministry should be teaching, but is too short sighted to do." — Headmaster Minerva McGonagall
Once I marry Joffrey, I’ll be Queen. And if you were to marry Loras…Oh! Your place would be at Highgarden wouldn’t it?
#sansa’s expression breaks my goddamn heart in this scene #she has watched her father die, suffered physical and emotional abuse, and all the while she’s been kept against her will in king’s landing #and then margaery comes along #margaery is the kind of girl sansa has always wanted to be #kind and intelligent and beautiful and loved by everyone #and now sansa is nothing but a shadow #and margaery is the only person who she can talk to truthfully #the only person she can be herself in front of #and now this person is offering her the world #and sansa #poor sansa #has been manipulated and lied to by everyone around her #her first instinct should be panic or suspicion or skepticism #but no #for the first time in a very long time sansa is hopeful #and she’s trying so hard not to break down in front of margaery #she cannot break down, will not break down #because she is a fucking stark of winterfell #but for that one moment you can see her heart swelling #and simultaneously hear me sobbing in the background
Fucking sweet Crowley
I don’t know about all along, but now? Yes. What Sam did to him last season changed him, they’ve been hinting at it all season. I hope this isn’t a theme they just let slip away.